“Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring not even a mouse…” It’s Christmas time again! Have you read this classic piece of fiction this season and WISHED “not a creature was stirring not even a mouse”? You’re not alone. We all have crushed hopes and dreams here or there.
Clement C Moore (if he indeed wrote it) must not have realized that in the wintertime, mice come inside where it’s warm, and they can settle down for a long winter’s nap…Uh…I mean, scurry about dropping their rice-sized yuck, chewing on whatever they can find and passing down the family business to their littles that are makin’ more littles.
It’s time to revitalize your dashed dreams! Our technicians, so lively and quick, can help eliminate those little critters! The only thing that will be dashing are those pests! Dash away, dash away, dash away all!
Make momma in her kerchief happy this season. Give her the gift that keeps on giving all year! Receive $150 off of her initial service when you sign her up for our quarterly plan. No creatures stirring including spiders and bugs which means you won’t have to spring from your bed to see what’s the matter as she watches mice or spiders scurry from the top of the porch to the top of the wall. Sounds like a Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!
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