In Boise Idaho the outlaw Han Solo was spotted in a flower bed frozen in Carbonite and surrounded by hobo spider webs. A daring rescue is underway by Barrier pest-control and friends: princess Leia (yes that’s her name don’t know what she’s a princess of), Luke Skywalker (Jedi Knight), R2-D2 (a robot that communicates with a series of chips, squeaks, and squeals), and C-3 PO (human cyborg relations with tons of personality).

We are confident that Barrier Pest Control, the power of friends, and a dash of the force is enough to free Han Solo from Jabba the Hobo Spider.